Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
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Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
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i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
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