R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
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I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
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Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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