I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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