Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
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Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
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I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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