Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
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Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
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Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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