A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
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How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
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Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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