We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
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Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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