Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
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Actions speak louder than pants.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
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The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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