Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
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We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
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Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
My liver just had a heart attack.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
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