It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
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I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
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he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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