Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
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Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
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I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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