CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
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Drunk walkin through police station. America
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
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Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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