I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
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Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
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First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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