but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
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Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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