does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
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Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
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My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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