I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
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everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
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Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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