if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
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There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
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