I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
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He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
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There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
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