My hair reeks of homosexuality.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
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Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
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Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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