does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
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RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I just googled if crying burns calories
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
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The feeling are messing with the penis
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize