i just had sex bonerless
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
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He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
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I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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