just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
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is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
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If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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