would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
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Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
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And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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