She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
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For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
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My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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