That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
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when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
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You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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