my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
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The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
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We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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