I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
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did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
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When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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