Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
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Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
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He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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