OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
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You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
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You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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