i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
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You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
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You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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