My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
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I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
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My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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