You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
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The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
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What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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