I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
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Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
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Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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