I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
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about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
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We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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