She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
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I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
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I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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