420 ftw
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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