At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
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On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
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Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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