Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
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Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
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No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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