I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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