you guys were way drunker than both of me
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
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To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
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Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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