she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
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We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
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Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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