Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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