Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
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Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
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Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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