id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
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how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
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We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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