i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
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i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
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Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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