i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
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ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
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I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Randomize