Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
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If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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