It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
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Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
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He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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