These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
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I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
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I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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