Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
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just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
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Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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